A Goose Winds Up With Gander Sauce...

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Bicycle Bill
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Re: A Goose Winds Up With Gander Sauce...

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I'm beginning to realize that there are some people who sincerely believe the only time it's OK to have sex with a woman — or grope, or fondle, or rub her back, or even caress her shoulders or arms — is only if she is 18 or older, clear of mind-altering substances (including OTC allergy medications, pain relievers, or sleep inducers) and stone-cold, 0.00 BAC sober, lying stark-naked and spread-eagled on the Beauty-rest and screaming "Take me, I'm yours!!" at the top of her lungs.

And even then, you'd better have a signed document, witnessed and duly notarized, in your possession verifying this — with copies on file with the police, sheriff, county social services, and at the local offices of NOW and #MeToo — before you accept her offer.
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Re: A Goose Winds Up With Gander Sauce...

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Bicycle Bill wrote:..........And even then, you'd better have a signed document, witnessed and duly notarized, in your possession verifying this — with copies on file with the police, sheriff, county social services, and at the local offices of NOW and #MeToo — before you accept her offer.
Nowadays they call that 'foreplay'....

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Re: A Goose Winds Up With Gander Sauce...

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Bicycle Bill wrote:I'm beginning to realize that there are some people who sincerely believe the only time it's OK to have sex with a woman — or grope, or fondle, or rub her back, or even caress her shoulders or arms — is only if she is 18 or older, clear of mind-altering substances (including OTC allergy medications, pain relievers, or sleep inducers) and stone-cold, 0.00 BAC sober, lying stark-naked and spread-eagled on the Beauty-rest and screaming "Take me, I'm yours!!" at the top of her lungs.

And even then, you'd better have a signed document, witnessed and duly notarized, in your possession verifying this — with copies on file with the police, sheriff, county social services, and at the local offices of NOW and #MeToo — before you accept her offer.
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You forgot "within 80% of one's own age".

While I've never been in that situation, I wouldn't take advantage of a woman who was drunk or otherwise chemically impaired. If she won't agree to sex sober, I'm not going there. And I believed that even before the #me-too movement. I believed it when I was a 21 year old sailor in bars where everyone except myself was usually quite drunk. Alcohol is a great inhibition lifter but it leads to regret.
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