I'm beginning to realize that there are some people who sincerely believe the only time it's OK to have sex with a woman — or grope, or fondle, or rub her back, or even caress her shoulders or arms — is only if she is 18 or older, clear of mind-altering substances
(including OTC allergy medications, pain relievers, or sleep inducers) and stone-cold, 0.00 BAC sober, lying stark-naked and spread-eagled on the Beauty-rest and screaming
"Take me, I'm yours!!" at the top of her lungs.
And even then, you'd better have a signed document, witnessed and duly notarized, in your possession verifying this — with copies on file with the police, sheriff, county social services, and at the local offices of NOW and #MeToo — before you accept her offer.
-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?