We all love puns
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And how did he introduce his new vegan friend?
"Meet Les."
"Meet Les."
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He's going to learn the hard way that gravity is not just a good idea or an abstract theory, but the law.
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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
We All Love Puns
I'm fairly sure this is photoshopped. The saw blade doesn't seem to be rotating.
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
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I put in for a promotion at work last week, but found out yesterday that I didn't get it.
Instead, they hired some new guy from Australia.
Turned out he was better koalafied.
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Instead, they hired some new guy from Australia.
Turned out he was better koalafied.
-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
Re: We all love puns
DEI: Definitely Earned It
“Because you have to be twice as good to get half as far.”
—The Ancestors
“I'm not courageous, I'm surrounded by cowards”
—Adam Kinzinger
“Because you have to be twice as good to get half as far.”
—The Ancestors
“I'm not courageous, I'm surrounded by cowards”
—Adam Kinzinger
Re: We all love puns
I think this was done before as a shorter version:
DEI: Definitely Earned It
“Because you have to be twice as good to get half as far.”
—The Ancestors
“I'm not courageous, I'm surrounded by cowards”
—Adam Kinzinger
“Because you have to be twice as good to get half as far.”
—The Ancestors
“I'm not courageous, I'm surrounded by cowards”
—Adam Kinzinger
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A Cockney walks into a Ringo . . .
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People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
— God @The Tweet of God
— God @The Tweet of God
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People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
— God @The Tweet of God
— God @The Tweet of God
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The tree planted in the couch is a real son of a beech, calling her a birch. A little birdie told me she's actually the best piece of ash he'd ever put his pecker into.
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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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Oakie Doakie, Ray opined.Bicycle Bill wrote:The tree planted in the couch is a real son of a beech, calling her a birch. A little birdie told me she's actually the best piece of ash he'd ever put his pecker into.
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
- Bicycle Bill
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- Joined: Thu Dec 03, 2015 1:10 pm
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Re: We all love puns
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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
- Bicycle Bill
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- Joined: Thu Dec 03, 2015 1:10 pm
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Re: We all love puns
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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
Re: We all love puns
DEI: Definitely Earned It
“Because you have to be twice as good to get half as far.”
—The Ancestors
“I'm not courageous, I'm surrounded by cowards”
—Adam Kinzinger
“Because you have to be twice as good to get half as far.”
—The Ancestors
“I'm not courageous, I'm surrounded by cowards”
—Adam Kinzinger
Re: We all love puns
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
Re: We all love puns
DEI: Definitely Earned It
“Because you have to be twice as good to get half as far.”
—The Ancestors
“I'm not courageous, I'm surrounded by cowards”
—Adam Kinzinger
“Because you have to be twice as good to get half as far.”
—The Ancestors
“I'm not courageous, I'm surrounded by cowards”
—Adam Kinzinger
Re: We all love puns
DEI: Definitely Earned It
“Because you have to be twice as good to get half as far.”
—The Ancestors
“I'm not courageous, I'm surrounded by cowards”
—Adam Kinzinger
“Because you have to be twice as good to get half as far.”
—The Ancestors
“I'm not courageous, I'm surrounded by cowards”
—Adam Kinzinger
- Bicycle Bill
- Posts: 9344
- Joined: Thu Dec 03, 2015 1:10 pm
- Location: Surrounded by Trumptards in Rockland, WI – a small rural village in La Crosse County
Re: We all love puns
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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?