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And how did he introduce his new vegan friend?

"Meet Les."

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He's going to learn the hard way that gravity is not just a good idea or an abstract theory, but the law.
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I'm fairly sure this is photoshopped. The saw blade doesn't seem to be rotating.
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I put in for a promotion at work last week, but found out yesterday that I didn't get it.
Instead, they hired some new guy from Australia.

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Turned out he was better koalafied.
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:lol:
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I think this was done before as a shorter version:

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A Cockney walks into a Ringo . . .
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The tree planted in the couch is a real son of a beech, calling her a birch.  A little birdie told me she's actually the best piece of ash he'd ever put his pecker into.
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Bicycle Bill wrote:The tree planted in the couch is a real son of a beech, calling her a birch.  A little birdie told me she's actually the best piece of ash he'd ever put his pecker into.
Oakie Doakie, Ray opined.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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