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PLEASE... Name That Movie!

Postby RayThom » Tue Jul 09, 2019 2:30 am

Ah, ha! I think I've got it.

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Re: Name That Movie!

Postby MajGenl.Meade » Tue Jul 09, 2019 7:26 am

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Re: Name That Movie!

Postby Econoline » Tue Jul 09, 2019 8:12 am

...or maybe we're coming at this from the wrong direction?

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Re: Name That Movie!

Postby Long Run » Wed Jul 10, 2019 2:16 pm

Was wondering when we'd get to the last of the last, but that will only happen when we get to the last last. As for the first, let's not go there as it could be deemed barbaric. Next quote:


Tough Asian Man: [answers the door] May I help you?

Jack: Yes, could I speak to the drug dealer of the house, please?

Tough Asian Man: I beg your pardon?

Jack: It's a beautiful day and we're out killing drug dealers. Are there any in the house?
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PLEASE... Name That Movie! Please!

Postby RayThom » Wed Jul 10, 2019 2:27 pm

'Asian' 'Jack' 'house'... great clues.

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Re: Name That Movie!

Postby Long Run » Fri Jul 12, 2019 2:37 am

That is wrong on any continent, Ray. And one more for the last reluctant crowd:

Hey, '89 Mercury Sable, standard driver's side airbag. Checker Cab, no air bag. [after kid calls the celluloid "hero" an idiot for playing chicken in the real world, and surviving the game of chicken with said cab]
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Re: Name That Movie!

Postby Crackpot » Fri Jul 12, 2019 3:00 am

Damnit I thought of a good movie and I have no clue what this one is.
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Re: Name That Movie!

Postby MajGenl.Meade » Fri Jul 12, 2019 8:10 am

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Re: Name That Movie!

Postby Lord Jim » Fri Jul 12, 2019 8:55 am

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Re: Name That Movie!

Postby Crackpot » Fri Jul 12, 2019 11:30 am

Now I almost forgot the movie.
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Re: Name That Movie!

Postby Long Run » Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:19 am

Getting pretty close to the last straw here, might have to call in the Terminator.


[after seeing a "Terminator 2" poster with Sylvester Stallone]

Danny Madigan: No. It's not possible!

Jack Slater: What's not possible? The man is an artist. It's his best performance ever!

Danny Madigan: But... that was you! YOU were in that movie!

[a girl close-by hears them]

Video Babe: [to Jack] You were in a movie?

Jack Slater: Yes. It was called "The Girl of My Dreams". It starred you. As a matter of fact, there was this very romantic scene where we had dinner together.
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Re: Name That Movie!

Postby MajGenl.Meade » Mon Jul 15, 2019 6:13 am

Crackpot wrote:Now I almost forgot the movie.


If one must forget a movie, this is a candidate:

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Re: Name That Movie!

Postby Econoline » Mon Jul 15, 2019 7:34 am

Ooh ! Ooh! Got it!
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Re: Name That Movie!

Postby Crackpot » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:25 am

The last Action here
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Re: Name That Movie!

Postby Lord Jim » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:51 am

Crackpot wrote:The last Action here


A typo should not prevent CP from being declared the winner...
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Re: Name That Movie!

Postby Crackpot » Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:16 pm

Lord Jim wrote:
Crackpot wrote:The last Action here


A typo should not prevent CP from being declared the winner...



I blame autocorrect
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Re: Name That Movie!

Postby BoSoxGal » Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:33 pm

Crackpot wrote:The last Action here


If only! :lol:
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Re: Name That Movie!

Postby Long Run » Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:46 pm

Lord Jim wrote:
Crackpot wrote:The last Action here


A typo should not prevent CP from being declared the winner...


I argee.

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Hope you remember that movie, CP.
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Re: Name That Movie!

Postby Crackpot » Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:10 pm

I should have checked the amount of IMDB quotes before I got set on this one.

Molly: ...you have no respect for women.
Joey: I guess dinner and a blow job's out of the question.
Molly: I guess.
Joey: We'll forget dinner...
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Re: Name That Movie!

Postby MajGenl.Meade » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:00 pm

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