Name That Movie!

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PLEASE... Name That Movie!

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Ah, ha! I think I've got it.

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...or maybe we're coming at this from the wrong direction?

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Was wondering when we'd get to the last of the last, but that will only happen when we get to the last last. As for the first, let's not go there as it could be deemed barbaric. Next quote:

Tough Asian Man: [answers the door] May I help you?

Jack: Yes, could I speak to the drug dealer of the house, please?

Tough Asian Man: I beg your pardon?

Jack: It's a beautiful day and we're out killing drug dealers. Are there any in the house?
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PLEASE... Name That Movie! Please!

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'Asian' 'Jack' 'house'... great clues.

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That is wrong on any continent, Ray. And one more for the last reluctant crowd:
Hey, '89 Mercury Sable, standard driver's side airbag. Checker Cab, no air bag. [after kid calls the celluloid "hero" an idiot for playing chicken in the real world, and surviving the game of chicken with said cab]
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Damnit I thought of a good movie and I have no clue what this one is.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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Now I almost forgot the movie.
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Getting pretty close to the last straw here, might have to call in the Terminator.

[after seeing a "Terminator 2" poster with Sylvester Stallone]

Danny Madigan: No. It's not possible!

Jack Slater: What's not possible? The man is an artist. It's his best performance ever!

Danny Madigan: But... that was you! YOU were in that movie!

[a girl close-by hears them]

Video Babe: [to Jack] You were in a movie?

Jack Slater: Yes. It was called "The Girl of My Dreams". It starred you. As a matter of fact, there was this very romantic scene where we had dinner together.
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Crackpot wrote:Now I almost forgot the movie.
If one must forget a movie, this is a candidate:

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Ooh ! Ooh! Got it!
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The last Action here
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Crackpot wrote:The last Action here
A typo should not prevent CP from being declared the winner...
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Lord Jim wrote:
Crackpot wrote:The last Action here
A typo should not prevent CP from being declared the winner...

I blame autocorrect
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Crackpot wrote:The last Action here
If only! :lol:
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Lord Jim wrote:
Crackpot wrote:The last Action here
A typo should not prevent CP from being declared the winner...
I argee.

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Hope you remember that movie, CP.
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I should have checked the amount of IMDB quotes before I got set on this one.
Molly: ...you have no respect for women.
Joey: I guess dinner and a blow job's out of the question.
Molly: I guess.
Joey: We'll forget dinner...
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