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Greta Thunberg Ditches Climate Crusade After Falling For Bad Ass In Souped-Up Honda

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OUTSPOKEN Scandinavian upstart Greta Thunberg has finally realised that there’s more to life than relentlessly campaigning against climate change after striking up a relationship with a 17-year-old boy racer who drives around town in a heavily-modded, petrol-chugging 1998 Honda Civic.

Precocious Swede Thunberg proved herself to be a massive pain in the hole for world leaders recently, making passionate speeches about what she saw as the ongoing destruction of the planet for profit, and instigating a worldwide movement against capitalism and man-made climate change.

Unable to sway the tide of Thunberg’s international recognition for her environmentalism, capitalists and world leaders went on to hope that Thunberg would eventually succumb to her hormones and turn her attention to boys and pretty dresses.

“Once she met local bad-boy Erïk Vüsterberdën and his shit-hot hatchback, all her talk about carbon footprints went straight out the window” said a member of the G20’s Climate Change Denial Committee. “Last week she took a boat from Sweden to Brazil because flying was against her fossil fuel beliefs. This week, she’s in the passenger seat of the Honda doing donuts in a cloud of smoke outside an Ikea, before driving in a low gear to another Ikea just for the hell of it.

“I know we’ve spent millions trying to convince young people to not listen to Greta, but now we’d like to reverse that; listen to her, she’s finally making sense. Don’t worry about what the grownups are doing, go have fun, live life. There’s nothing to worry about!”

Thunberg was unavailable for comment as she also discovered that texting is fun and Big Macs are actually quite tasty.

https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2019/ ... hApEtvVFJs
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Forget what I said

ETA: I read the attached link--good one. In the words of Emily Litella, never mind. But things are so bad in politics today, that I first really didn't even question whether it was supposed to be serious (Beyonce at the impeachment halftime--couldn't buy that).

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We're considering the Onion and others of its ilk to be "real news" nowadays, are we, Gob?

Here's what she's really up to:
Greta Thunberg Sets Sail For Home — And The U.N. Climate Conference
Swedish climate activist Greta Thunberg plans to set sail from Virginia for Spain Wednesday after the venue for United Nations-sponsored climate talks were moved from Chile due to political unrest.
https://www.npr.org/2019/11/13/77886290 ... conference
So happy to say I'll hopefully make it to COP25 in Madrid.
I’ve been offered a ride from Virginia on the 48ft catamaran La Vagabonde.
Australians @Sailing_LaVaga ,Elayna Carausu & @_NikkiHenderson from England will take me across the Atlantic.
We sail for Europe tomorrow morning!
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Besides that, Gob, you of all people should know Greta is actually a 46 year old Australian actress named Estella Renee.

https://www.imdb.com/Estella%20Renee/nm0488666/Greta
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Current winds in the Atlantic being what they are, Greta’s sacrifice heading back is even more substantial that the ride over. I find her commitment admirable and really don’t get the obsession/backlash.
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We're considering the Onion and others of its ilk to be "real news" nowadays, are we, Gob?
Seems to me the fact that he posted this in "Laffs" was kind of a dead give-away... ;)
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For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts

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Bicycle Bill wrote: So happy to say I'll hopefully make it to COP25 in Madrid.
I’ve been offered a ride from Virginia on the 48ft catamaran La Vagabonde.

Nice boat!!
The Actual Cost
Nothing showed up on the survey and it appeared I had picked up the soon to be named La Vagabonde for roughly AUD $100,000 … a bit of a steal.

Throw in flights and the yacht survey and it was another $5,000.

Improvements
Some of the improvements that I have made to La Vagabonde to make life first bearable then comfortable have centred around getting more power onboard.

2x Soliban Flexible Solar Panels inc. install 3,463 Euro (sic)
4x Trojan Deep Cycle Lead Acid Batteries 1,400 AUD
1x Air Breeze Wind Generator not inc install 1,920 Euro
1x Yamaha 2KW Generator 1,700 AUD
1x ‘Smart’ Alternator Regulator 80 GBP (this was cheap and awesome)
Other general improvements or safety include:

AIS $500 AUD
A new tender and outboard $3,637 Euro (zodiac and merc 9.9)
104m2 (or something I can’t remember the exact number, but it was obviously made by a professional. Ray Brown Sails from Adelaide. Legend, get sails from him if you can.) Assymetrical Spinnaker $3000 AUD
An extra 30m of Anchor Chain $660.00 AUD
45lb Mantus Supreme Anchor $700.00 AUD
Now they "pay" their way by "youtubers" donating cash to them....
How We Make Money Now
So now… onto what is really interesting for Elayna and I at the moment. It is Thursday the 9th of July and we currently have $1670 on our Patreon account.

Nearly 200 people have decided that they like our YouTube movies, way of life or whatever; enough that they will donate anywhere from a few dollars per month to support what we post on youtube and subsequently to Patreon.

This is really exciting for us. Mum is constantly checking in and writing us emails with Patreon updates “130 Patrons now Riley. 150 Patrons now guys. Milestone. Well done!” With this income we can foreseeably continue our journey around the world.

This is what we would like and hope can be our actual source of ongoing income.
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So Greta T is being used by some yacht owners. I doubt that they are doing this out of the goodness of their hearts.

It's a shame. She seems to be a nice intelligent young woman and she has a strong message about climate change and the need for governments to take action. But I would bet that the carbon footprint of her racing yacht travel to NYC for the climate conference was far greater than that of a conventional coach ticket.

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So she's being taken advantage of; she's not the first, and won't be the last person to fall into this (and on top of that, she's a kid without much, if any, exerience in this area). But I have to love how those who seek to deny any climate change problems would rather attack her than her message. Of course, it's because they can't dispute it, so let's attack the messenger.

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Oh for Pete’s sake the hating on Greta is ridiculous.

Yes, there are some sailors/cruisers (a community I follow fairly closely) who make their living via YouTube/Patreon/etc., just like there are gamers and social influencers and phone/video sex workers and podcasters and who knows what other alternative careers in the new gig economy.

What the fuck is wrong with that, exactly? How does that equate to they aren’t actually committed environmentalists who sincerely believe in Greta’s cause?

Of course they’re not sorry for any additional media attention that comes their way out of it - for those that are clueless, an eastward Atlantic crossing in fall/winter is no small endeavor, and involves definite risks to life and limb. They’re risking more to give her this ride than the corporate sponsored sailing yacht that brought her to the USA to begin with.

Some of you really need to call the Greta helpline and getoveritalready.
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Big RR wrote: But I have to love how those who seek to deny any climate change problems would rather attack her than her message. Of course, it's because they can't dispute it, so let's attack the messenger.
Her message? "Climate change is bad, we should protest about it." Nothing much to attack really? She's a young kid with Aspergers, not anyone with any scientific expertise, or any profound insights. The way she is being lauded and held up as a paragon of virtue by some, borders on child abuse.
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I believe global weirding is awful; even if we reduce emissions as projected (wishfully) that still doesn't alter facts about rising sea levels. It's like stopping a huge ship - you can put the engines in reverse today but the bugger just keeps on going.

But the video was for the lady in blue. Changed my climate. Fwaaaah, what a scorcher
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Greta will be able to sail right into the middle of Venice's Piazza San Marco.

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Gob wrote:
Big RR wrote: But I have to love how those who seek to deny any climate change problems would rather attack her than her message. Of course, it's because they can't dispute it, so let's attack the messenger.
Her message? "Climate change is bad, we should protest about it." Nothing much to attack really? She's a young kid with Aspergers, not anyone with any scientific expertise, or any profound insights. The way she is being lauded and held up as a paragon of virtue by some, borders on child abuse.
I don't know Gob, I think hr biggest message is that climate change is something we should take seriously, as it will affect us for generations to come. Sure, she's not a climate scientist, nor does she have any really [profound insights, but she is standing before a world body and saying this is too important to remain silent. And she is demanding it be addressed.

I recall during Vietnam we protested and demanded an end to our involvement; most of us weren't military or international relations experts, but we demanded action because we were the ones most likely to be affected (drafted to fight it); ditto fo the civil rights movement--these people weren't experts in race relations, but the were the ones suffering the most from the government's inaction, and they were demanding action. I see this as much the same thing.

If people dispute that climate change is occurring, then by all means discuss why you believe it; she's saying "If you believe what the vast majority of scientists are saying will be the consequence of doing nothing, then demand action from your governments, and keep demanding it until you get a response. But rather than discuss that message, they just choose to attack her personally.

As for the way some "laud" her, that's their problem, not her's. I agree it's not a positive thing, but I cn't blame her for that.

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crazy girls are great in the sack.

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alright, since I leave links nw, I guess that I have t0 click n yurs.....

here g0es..... :?


...well, I read the title.

the p00r girl d0esn t trigger me.

it is just a shame.

she c0uld have a fine life I m sure, but she has bec0me a pawn in a great game.

and she is a sp0iled little brat t00, her prblems n0twithstanding.

I blame her parents m0stly..., gr0wn up players..., pawns as well...

but she hasn t ch0sen, 0r been led, t0 play the gr0wnup, her pr0ffessi0ns 0f childh00d n0twithstanding either.

s0, I will treat her as a gr0wnup.

silly derisi0n is ab0ut all I can muster f0r her.

still, she is kinda h0t in a little Nazi chick type 0ff way..... :nana

the hard part ab0ut crazy chicks is getting them t0 leave....

whew, she g0ne!

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Big RR wrote:
I don't know Gob, I think hr biggest message is that climate change is something we should take seriously, as it will affect us for generations to come. Sure, she's not a climate scientist, nor does she have any really [profound insights, but she is standing before a world body and saying this is too important to remain silent. And she is demanding it be addressed.
It's not the message, it's the lack of message. It's just like Emma Thompson et al, jetting in from overseas to attend the laughable "Extinction Rebellion" protests, irony much?

While the soft in the head laud Greta for her"campaign" which is nothing more than part of the infantilisation of public debate, nothing changes. In fact her and others probaby have a detrimental effect on the cause.
I recall during Vietnam we protested and demanded an end to our involvement; most of us weren't military or international relations experts, but we demanded action because we were the ones most likely to be affected (drafted to fight it); ditto fo the civil rights movement--these people weren't experts in race relations, but the were the ones suffering the most from the government's inaction, and they were demanding action. I see this as much the same thing.
I know little about such events, so will not comment.
If people dispute that climate change is occurring, then by all means discuss why you believe it; she's saying "If you believe what the vast majority of scientists are saying will be the consequence of doing nothing, then demand action from your governments, and keep demanding it until you get a response. But rather than discuss that message, they just choose to attack her personally.
I don't think she is any more "attacked" than anyone else who chooses to put their head over the parapet. It may be that some are just pissed off, or bored with, some Aspergers teenager, ranting at them, with no solution to offer.
Big RR wrote:As for the way some "laud" her, that's their problem, not her's. I agree it's not a positive thing, but I cn't blame her for that.
I never have.
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