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Post by wesw »

this computer is so old and slow that i m going to call it Joe Biden.

i ve decided to end this charade and use o s again

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Joe Guy
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Aha! That proves my long held suspicion!

You are me and you've somehow managed to fool me into not realizing it.

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So you lied to us about your computer malfunctioning, and kept on spewing that bullshit far longer than necessary.  Why should we believe anything else you tell us — no matter what the subject — now?
If you were to say the sky is blue and the grass is green, I intend to double-check before agreeing with you.

And then you posted this confession under "Laffs".  Trust me, no one's laughing — except maybe you.
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wesw posts at 8:59, Joe Guy replies at 9:05

There are dozens of incidences of this all around the board.

How about a New Year’s resolution to confess to and eschew sock puppetry? :shrug

Just do it, Joe. I dare you.
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I can't admit to something that's not true, BSG. I thought we were past that long ago. If this link to this Cartalk thread works for you, skim through the conversation. Afterward, you will think I'm either completely schizoid or you'll accept the truth.

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I read through it and assumed you were just stalking yourself. Very elaborate hoax you scamp.

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Can you imagine how devastatingly sad it must be to wake up and realise you're still wesw?
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Joe Guy wrote:I can't admit to something that's not true, BSG. I thought we were past that long ago. If this link to this Cartalk thread works for you, skim through the conversation. Afterward, you will think I'm either completely schizoid or you'll accept the truth.
This subterfuge is so brilliant that I can't believe either one of your personalities is capable of achieving it.
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Joe Guy wrote:I can't admit to something that's not true, BSG. I thought we were past that long ago. If this link to this Cartalk thread works for you, skim through the conversation. Afterward, you will think I'm either completely schizoid or you'll accept the truth.
Having seen your posting for many years now Joe, I wouldn’t put it past you. There are a great many people in this world who enjoy Internet forums specifically because they allow them to engage in deception and create alter egos - oftentimes numerous sock puppets. Don’t pretend you don’t know this.
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That brings to mind one of my favorite quotes from Abraham Lincoln:

"If I were a sock puppeteer, why would I choose that one?"

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Because it is all your soul has to offer? You tend to like being irritating?

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TPFKA@W wrote:Because it is all your soul has to offer? You tend to like being irritating?
Is that what you truly believe?

If there's any one thing I've learned to expect from you, it is an honest answer.

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wesw wrote: I am an unrepentant, bald-faced liar who has been yanking y'all's chain for months. I particularly enjoyed playing for fools the several good Samaritans who in good faith offered suggestions to help me when I really didn't need it, and it felt good to make them feel stupid by telling them that nothing they offered was helping me with my feigned predicament. Because that's precisely the sort of malignant bastard that I am.
Just to bring focus back to what this thread is about.
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Joe Guy wrote:
TPFKA@W wrote:Because it is all your soul has to offer? You tend to like being irritating?
Is that what you truly believe?

If there's any one thing I've learned to expect from you, it is an honest answer.
I do think you like to be irritating. To the level that is wesw, no. Fairynuff?

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TPFKA@W wrote: I do think you like to be irritating. To the level that is wesw, no. Fairynuff?
Thank you. I don't really like being thought of as irritating though. Anyway, I wonder why anyone would think I would also be wesw if they believe that I'm already a pain in the ass as Joe Guy.

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:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Whatever fl0ats y0ur b0at, J0e Guy.
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So, do you still believe I'm wesw?

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Joe Guy wrote:So, do you still believe I'm wesw?

I, for one, question whether you are even JoeGuy.

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I’m as much Joe Guy as you are TPFKA@W.

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Joe Guy wrote:I’m as much Joe Guy as you are TPFKA@W.
I think you could be Joe Camel.

Of course I am actually https://media.giphy.com/media/3oEjHHwTu ... /giphy.gif

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