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- Bicycle Bill
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Re: slow
So you lied to us about your computer malfunctioning, and kept on spewing that bullshit far longer than necessary. Why should we believe anything else you tell us — no matter what the subject — now?
If you were to say the sky is blue and the grass is green, I intend to double-check before agreeing with you.
And then you posted this confession under "Laffs". Trust me, no one's laughing — except maybe you.

-"BB"-
If you were to say the sky is blue and the grass is green, I intend to double-check before agreeing with you.
And then you posted this confession under "Laffs". Trust me, no one's laughing — except maybe you.

-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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wesw posts at 8:59, Joe Guy replies at 9:05
There are dozens of incidences of this all around the board.
How about a New Year’s resolution to confess to and eschew sock puppetry?
Just do it, Joe. I dare you.
There are dozens of incidences of this all around the board.
How about a New Year’s resolution to confess to and eschew sock puppetry?

Just do it, Joe. I dare you.
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
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I can't admit to something that's not true, BSG. I thought we were past that long ago. If this link to this Cartalk thread works for you, skim through the conversation. Afterward, you will think I'm either completely schizoid or you'll accept the truth.
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Can you imagine how devastatingly sad it must be to wake up and realise you're still wesw?
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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This subterfuge is so brilliant that I can't believe either one of your personalities is capable of achieving it.Joe Guy wrote:I can't admit to something that's not true, BSG. I thought we were past that long ago. If this link to this Cartalk thread works for you, skim through the conversation. Afterward, you will think I'm either completely schizoid or you'll accept the truth.

“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
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Having seen your posting for many years now Joe, I wouldn’t put it past you. There are a great many people in this world who enjoy Internet forums specifically because they allow them to engage in deception and create alter egos - oftentimes numerous sock puppets. Don’t pretend you don’t know this.Joe Guy wrote:I can't admit to something that's not true, BSG. I thought we were past that long ago. If this link to this Cartalk thread works for you, skim through the conversation. Afterward, you will think I'm either completely schizoid or you'll accept the truth.
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
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Is that what you truly believe?TPFKA@W wrote:Because it is all your soul has to offer? You tend to like being irritating?
If there's any one thing I've learned to expect from you, it is an honest answer.
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Just to bring focus back to what this thread is about.wesw wrote: I am an unrepentant, bald-faced liar who has been yanking y'all's chain for months. I particularly enjoyed playing for fools the several good Samaritans who in good faith offered suggestions to help me when I really didn't need it, and it felt good to make them feel stupid by telling them that nothing they offered was helping me with my feigned predicament. Because that's precisely the sort of malignant bastard that I am.
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I do think you like to be irritating. To the level that is wesw, no. Fairynuff?Joe Guy wrote:Is that what you truly believe?TPFKA@W wrote:Because it is all your soul has to offer? You tend to like being irritating?
If there's any one thing I've learned to expect from you, it is an honest answer.
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Thank you. I don't really like being thought of as irritating though. Anyway, I wonder why anyone would think I would also be wesw if they believe that I'm already a pain in the ass as Joe Guy.TPFKA@W wrote: I do think you like to be irritating. To the level that is wesw, no. Fairynuff?
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I think you could be Joe Camel.Joe Guy wrote:I’m as much Joe Guy as you are TPFKA@W.
Of course I am actually https://media.giphy.com/media/3oEjHHwTu ... /giphy.gif