I had a strange fantasy thanks to this thread.
I dreamed there were two groups of protesters screaming their heads off. One the ultra-nationalist / racialists of the UK. The other a throng of pseudo-Islamic shitbaggers who couldn't run a 7/11 to save their asses from first base.
I come in dressed as Uncle Sam, put 'Stars and Stripes Forever' on a bunch of speakers, and start marching around as Uncle Sam.
Everyone starts laughing. I later pull out a flute once 'Three Cheers For The Red, White and Blue..." flute solo is played. Again a bit more laughter. I open up a hot dog stand and start offering cheap hotdogs. Get a lot of customers in no time.
Then something in me snaps.
I have a fellow come by with an uncooked baby pig. I take the pig and put it on a spit. Then I need fuel. A little bit of charcoal. A lighter... and... what's this? Oh, it's a book. Now mind you it's not a holy book. Just some Dr. Laura screed that nobody in their right mind would ever read. I begin tearing the pages off and using it to help ignite the fire.
The Muslim wackos start to go crazy. One of them throws a rock and hits an American tourist just passing through.
It turns out to be this guy....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhE1rDuO ... re=related
Then all of a sudden, there are guys that look exactly like him all over the place. However in this case they all have British accents. Maybe a few Aussie ones as well. They start gathering their own army under the music of Ludwig Van Beethoven.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KFad63s ... re=related
After gathering several hundred of their own, they along the police decide to rout both sides of the protest and begin anew. The movement spreads throughout the country, into the rural areas, into France, Germany, Italy, and the greater EU. The fundamentalists and fanatics are driven out. The welfare state is dismantled, and the EU is saved.
Oh, and Greece is kicked out.