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Gob
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by Gob » Thu Jun 23, 2011 11:47 pm
What the hell has happened to his face?
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Sean
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by Sean » Fri Jun 24, 2011 12:14 am
She's obviously doing a Dorian Gray with Warnie as the protrait.
The botox hides his ravaged face for now...
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
Jarlaxle
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by Jarlaxle » Fri Jun 24, 2011 12:27 am
Hmm...looks almost like a bad reaction to face cream.
Or maybe sun poisoning?
Treat Gaza like Carthage.
dales
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by dales » Fri Jun 24, 2011 12:39 am
ETOH abuse?
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
yrs,
rubato
Gob
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by Gob » Fri Jun 24, 2011 12:48 am
Oh, I should add, the strange new look is the image on the LEFT, the slightly sun/booze burned look is his normal face.
To be fair to him; the prospect of getting my
bails whipped off by Liz Hurley would lead me to try a few male cosmetics...
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Lord Jim
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by Lord Jim » Fri Jun 24, 2011 1:22 am
I have no idea who this "Warnie" character is, but in the picture with Liz, he looks to me like he might make a pretty good James Bond....
Sean
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by Sean » Fri Jun 24, 2011 1:38 am
You don't want to know Jim...
He's an Aussie ex-cricketer...
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
Gob
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by Gob » Fri Jun 24, 2011 2:29 am
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Lord Jim
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by Lord Jim » Fri Jun 24, 2011 4:14 am
Well, then the scars on his face in the picture on the right are obviously not sports related injuries....
Bar fight then?
Gob
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by Gob » Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:24 am
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
The Hen
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by The Hen » Fri Jun 24, 2011 7:47 am
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
I thought he was a bit of a joke when he took a diuretic (banned sports product) to look a bit slimmer on Telly. But now?
What signs are ther of the life he has lead?
None whatsoever.
Bloody moron Warnie. Liz-has been-Hurley isn't worth it mate, and will only be pissed off with you when you start shagging others.
Bah!
Lord Jim
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by Lord Jim » Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:53 pm
What signs are ther of the life he has lead?
None whatsoever.
Lucky Stiff...congratulations are in order...
Let's see, the guy quit playing cricket, started dating Liz Hurley, and went from looking like a dopey git to looking like a suave sophisticate....
I don't think it's diuretics he's been taking....
More like "smart pills"....
The Hen
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by The Hen » Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:03 pm
More like "I'm a cock" pills.
This foray into plasticness will not stop him two-timing Liz .... unless she is thinking of getting him to have more surgery to look like an even bigger fool.
Bah!
Guinevere
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by Guinevere » Fri Jun 24, 2011 11:37 pm
He looks a bit like her now ....
“I ask no favor for my sex. All I ask of our brethren is that they take their feet off our necks.” ~ Ruth Bader Ginsburg, paraphrasing Sarah Moore Grimké
SisterMaryFellatio
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by SisterMaryFellatio » Sat Jun 25, 2011 12:03 am
Urgh why is Liz Hurley stooping so low....Warnie is a disease ridden wanker - now a disease ridden wanker with a bad face lift!
loCAtek
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by loCAtek » Sat Jun 25, 2011 2:30 pm
I think he's had a procedure, called 'a shower'.
Gob
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by Gob » Mon Oct 31, 2011 2:26 am
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
loCAtek
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by loCAtek » Mon Oct 31, 2011 3:01 am
Continues? That's the same photo shoot from the OP;
...I can tell from the same cats-clawed-catskins dress!
BoSoxGal
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by BoSoxGal » Mon Oct 31, 2011 3:06 am
His hair's a bit darker and it looks like he's wearing makeup to even out his naturally ruddy complexion.
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
The Hen
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by The Hen » Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:03 am
His hair is probably darker because so much of it isn't his anymore.
Bah!