WTF Warnie?

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WTF Warnie?

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What the hell has happened to his face?
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She's obviously doing a Dorian Gray with Warnie as the protrait.

The botox hides his ravaged face for now...
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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Hmm...looks almost like a bad reaction to face cream.

Or maybe sun poisoning?
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ETOH abuse?

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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Oh, I should add, the strange new look is the image on the LEFT, the slightly sun/booze burned look is his normal face.

To be fair to him; the prospect of getting my bails whipped off by Liz Hurley would lead me to try a few male cosmetics...
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I have no idea who this "Warnie" character is, but in the picture with Liz, he looks to me like he might make a pretty good James Bond....
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You don't want to know Jim...

He's an Aussie ex-cricketer...
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The King Of Spin!!

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Well, then the scars on his face in the picture on the right are obviously not sports related injuries....

Bar fight then?
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Bouncer injuries!

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OH MY FUCKING GOD.

I thought he was a bit of a joke when he took a diuretic (banned sports product) to look a bit slimmer on Telly. But now?

What signs are ther of the life he has lead?

None whatsoever.

Bloody moron Warnie. Liz-has been-Hurley isn't worth it mate, and will only be pissed off with you when you start shagging others.
Bah!

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What signs are ther of the life he has lead?

None whatsoever.
Lucky Stiff...congratulations are in order...

Let's see, the guy quit playing cricket, started dating Liz Hurley, and went from looking like a dopey git to looking like a suave sophisticate....

I don't think it's diuretics he's been taking....

More like "smart pills".... :mrgreen:
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More like "I'm a cock" pills.

This foray into plasticness will not stop him two-timing Liz .... unless she is thinking of getting him to have more surgery to look like an even bigger fool.
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He looks a bit like her now ....
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Urgh why is Liz Hurley stooping so low....Warnie is a disease ridden wanker - now a disease ridden wanker with a bad face lift!

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I think he's had a procedure, called 'a shower'.

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Warnie's wierd face contniues to evolve!

Before:
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After:

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Continues? That's the same photo shoot from the OP;

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...I can tell from the same cats-clawed-catskins dress!

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His hair's a bit darker and it looks like he's wearing makeup to even out his naturally ruddy complexion.
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His hair is probably darker because so much of it isn't his anymore.

:lol:
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