Surgery for the holidays
Surgery for the holidays
a week from Monday I'm getting surgery done on my septum, My tonsils out and my Uvula re-sculpted so I'll likely be on a liquid diet for the holidays.
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Re: Surgery for the holidays
That's a bitch, I can empathize. Last Christmas Day I had surgery so my Christmas dinner was a bowl of oversalted broth and red and green (they were trying to make it festive, I guess) jello. Although I was on a regular diet much quicker than you will be, even though I couldn't sit down to eat for several weeks afterwards (owing to the location of the surgery
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I'm hoping I'll still be able to Eat some perogies for my x-mas eve dinner. Here's to hoping I'll be able to eat soft food by then.
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Re: Surgery for the holidays
Crackpot wrote: I'll likely be on a liquid diet for the holidays.
I do that for every holiday.
Seriously though, that's tough mate, hope it goes smoothly for you.
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unfortunately I'll be off those types of liquids.
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Rough stuff hope everything goes well...
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Think of it as plenty of time off, to play 'World of Warcraft'
...Com'on ya know ya wanna!

...Com'on ya know ya wanna!

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Wow, were you a big snorer Crackpot?
What is the surgery to correct, if I can be so nosy.
I found Sustegen milkshakes to be a boon when I was on a prolonged liquid diet.
What is the surgery to correct, if I can be so nosy.
I found Sustegen milkshakes to be a boon when I was on a prolonged liquid diet.
Bah!


Re: Surgery for the holidays
Sounds like apnea? Bummer...good luck, Scooter.
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Wishing you no complications, a successful result and a speedy recovery, CP.
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Look at this way, CP....
It's a chance to stay in bed for a few days, and get waited on and fussed over with no one being able to expect you to do anything...

It's a chance to stay in bed for a few days, and get waited on and fussed over with no one being able to expect you to do anything...




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You know I have a one year old son. That ain't going to happen
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Take Jim up on his offer C-P!!
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Last day eating solid food for a while. I don't go in for surgery until 12:15 bit I still can't eat or drink anything after midnight. Guess I'm going to stay up late eating and drinking all I can till then 

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Re: Surgery for the holidays
Good luck CP!
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I don't envy your post-op discomfort, which will likely be significant.
Hang in there and enjoy lots of fruit smoothies - with lots of yogurt to repopulate your gut flora. I had a lot of gut issues post-op & that's my best advice. I also recommend a daily probiotic for at least a month. I had a very strong stomach my entire life until it was messed up by anesthesia and painkillers. Apparently this is a common post-op issue.
Best of luck; get well soon!
Hang in there and enjoy lots of fruit smoothies - with lots of yogurt to repopulate your gut flora. I had a lot of gut issues post-op & that's my best advice. I also recommend a daily probiotic for at least a month. I had a very strong stomach my entire life until it was messed up by anesthesia and painkillers. Apparently this is a common post-op issue.
Best of luck; get well soon!
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I'm drinking my last now
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I really want some Water right now
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You'll be surprised how much you'll have to pee while on a drip...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is