Where In The H#ll Are The Hen And The Gob?

All things related to the general running of the forum - got a suggestion? Here's where it should go.
User avatar
Gob
Posts: 33646
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:40 am

Re: Where In The H#ll Are The Hen And The Gob?

Post by Gob »

Lord Jim wrote:
So, starting from a base of 260 possible work days, (not including the 6 months paid sick leave):

Seven weeks vacation: 35 days

Public Holidays: 13 days

An extra day every two weeks: 26 days

Total: 74 days

So, of 260 possible work days, you get over 28% of them off with pay...(not including sick leave)
Your calculations are a bit out I think Jim, as you've added weekend days into the leave, but subtracted them from "workable days."
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

User avatar
The Hen
Posts: 5941
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:56 am

Re: Where In The H#ll Are The Hen And The Gob?

Post by The Hen »

The Unions in Oz have made my life incredibly easy.

Thank you CPSU.
Bah!

Image

User avatar
Lord Jim
Posts: 29716
Joined: Thu Jun 10, 2010 12:44 pm
Location: TCTUTKHBDTMDITSAF

Re: Where In The H#ll Are The Hen And The Gob?

Post by Lord Jim »

here's how I calculated it:

There are a 104 weekend days...I didn't include them in the calculations...

I assumed that even though with your schedule requiring you to work on weekends, that you would still be entitled to a regular accumulation of two days off out of every seven..(even if they didn't fall on the traditional weekend days, and even if they didn't always come in a row) and that those 104 days (that most everyone gets) would be separate from the other categories of days you mentioned.

Is that incorrect?
ImageImageImage

User avatar
Lord Jim
Posts: 29716
Joined: Thu Jun 10, 2010 12:44 pm
Location: TCTUTKHBDTMDITSAF

Re: Where In The H#ll Are The Hen And The Gob?

Post by Lord Jim »

Thank you CPSU.
The Communist Party Of The Soviet Union is responsible for your time off allowances?

Well that certainly explains it....
ImageImageImage

User avatar
Gob
Posts: 33646
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:40 am

Re: Where In The H#ll Are The Hen And The Gob?

Post by Gob »

Lord Jim wrote:here's how I calculated it:

There are a 104 weekend days...I didn't include them in the calculations...

I assumed that even though with your schedule requiring you to work on weekends, that you would still be entitled to a regular accumulation of two days off out of every seven..(even if they didn't fall on the traditional weekend days, and even if they didn't always come in a row) and that those 104 days (that most everyone gets) would be separate from the other categories of days you mentioned.

Is that incorrect?
I'll have to lay off the statins.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

User avatar
The Hen
Posts: 5941
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:56 am

Re: Where In The H#ll Are The Hen And The Gob?

Post by The Hen »

CPSU!

:P

I have very comfortable working conditions.

I could complain that the nature of my job requires me to put in (on average, but that just means the additional hours provide me with an incredibly healthy Flex credit.

I could have taken all of my six weeks off simply in the credit I had built up.

Like Gob, my leave credits are incredibly healthy. The operation in March saw me have 5 weeks off work.
Bah!

Image

User avatar
Rick
Posts: 3875
Joined: Wed Apr 14, 2010 1:12 am
Location: Arkansas

Re: Where In The H#ll Are The Hen And The Gob?

Post by Rick »

I enjoy my job, so even when I'm working it's like I'm not working.

However I'm not fishin either...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is

User avatar
Lord Jim
Posts: 29716
Joined: Thu Jun 10, 2010 12:44 pm
Location: TCTUTKHBDTMDITSAF

Re: Where In The H#ll Are The Hen And The Gob?

Post by Lord Jim »

So when you're not hunting you're fishing?

Don't you ever get tired of killing other living things?

There's just no limit to your blood lust! :lol:
ImageImageImage

User avatar
Rick
Posts: 3875
Joined: Wed Apr 14, 2010 1:12 am
Location: Arkansas

Re: Where In The H#ll Are The Hen And The Gob?

Post by Rick »

Well JimBob ya know how us sociopaths are...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is

User avatar
loCAtek
Posts: 8421
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:49 pm
Location: My San Ho'metown

Re: Where In The H#ll Are The Hen And The Gob?

Post by loCAtek »

For one eleven hour day? I do a twelve hour-er , whenever I can, for the over time $$$

User avatar
BoSoxGal
Posts: 19496
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:36 pm
Location: The Heart of Red Sox Nation

Re: Where In The H#ll Are The Hen And The Gob?

Post by BoSoxGal »

Okay, that settles it: I'm officially looking to be matched with a mate from Down Under!

Tell your single friends, m'kay? I'm a great cook, excellent housekeeper, well read, a bit of a pain in the ass at times, but generally likeable. Will give regular oral sex in exchange for Oz work permit.

;)
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan

User avatar
Rick
Posts: 3875
Joined: Wed Apr 14, 2010 1:12 am
Location: Arkansas

Re: Where In The H#ll Are The Hen And The Gob?

Post by Rick »

Good thing you weren't wanting something like the pill, we would have to refer to you as a slut...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is

Jarlaxle
Posts: 5445
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2010 4:21 am
Location: New England

Re: Where In The H#ll Are The Hen And The Gob?

Post by Jarlaxle »

Just remember:
You can call her a slut, you can call her a slave, just remember to call her "Ms."! :D

(And now...I have that song stuck in my head.)
Treat Gaza like Carthage.

User avatar
Econoline
Posts: 9607
Joined: Sun Apr 18, 2010 6:25 pm
Location: DeKalb, Illinois...out amidst the corn, soybeans, and Republicans

Re: Where In The H#ll Are The Hen And The Gob?

Post by Econoline »

What is this thing called a "sick day"????? Or a "personal day"????? :shrug

(I vaguely remember some things called "paid vacations"....from way back in the days when I was an employee rather than an independent contractor....IIRC I got a total of 15 of those: 1 one-week, 8 two-week, 5 three-week, and 1 four-week....)

:arg
People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
God @The Tweet of God

User avatar
loCAtek
Posts: 8421
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:49 pm
Location: My San Ho'metown

Re: Where In The H#ll Are The Hen And The Gob?

Post by loCAtek »

A what? You get paid for vacations in your country!!!!?? I'm lucky if I still have a job, if I take a day off. :fu

User avatar
The Hen
Posts: 5941
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:56 am

Re: Where In The H#ll Are The Hen And The Gob?

Post by The Hen »

That must be awful for you. I am so glad that isn't the case for me.
Bah!

Image

User avatar
Econoline
Posts: 9607
Joined: Sun Apr 18, 2010 6:25 pm
Location: DeKalb, Illinois...out amidst the corn, soybeans, and Republicans

Re: Where In The H#ll Are The Hen And The Gob?

Post by Econoline »

loCAtek wrote:A what? You get paid for vacations in your country!!!!?? I'm lucky if I still have a job, if I take a day off.
For me, that's the one (theoretically, potentially) good thing about not being paid for vacations: as long as I let the company know well in advance, I can (theoretically, potentially) take as much time off as I want without endangering my job--if I can afford to do it without any income. (Which I can't.)

My last paid vacation was in 1984.
People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
God @The Tweet of God

User avatar
BoSoxGal
Posts: 19496
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:36 pm
Location: The Heart of Red Sox Nation

Re: Where In The H#ll Are The Hen And The Gob?

Post by BoSoxGal »

:crap: :damn:

Thanks for the perspective, Econoline. I won't complain about my three weeks.

But I'll be looking for a teaching job in a few years, so I can have my summers back.
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan

User avatar
Gob
Posts: 33646
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:40 am

Re: Where In The H#ll Are The Hen And The Gob?

Post by Gob »

Econoline wrote: For me, that's the one (theoretically, potentially) good thing about not being paid for vacations: as long as I let the company know well in advance, I can (theoretically, potentially) take as much time off as I want without endangering my job--if I can afford to do it without any income. (Which I can't.)

My last paid vacation was in 1984.
Interesting perspective Econo. Would I swap my current leave arrangements for unlimited unpaid time off? I really don't know, I'd have to look at the cost / balance on that one.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

User avatar
loCAtek
Posts: 8421
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:49 pm
Location: My San Ho'metown

Re: Where In The H#ll Are The Hen And The Gob?

Post by loCAtek »

Right now, thinking of taking in a friend of the roomie's who will 'Work for room and board' since he doesn't have a job after a long illness.

Also, he doesn't have a home, since he doesn't have a job. :(

I figure since we don't have a car, and he doesn't have a house; we can trade off the difference?

...just have to find out where he's parked these days, to tell him of the offer.




Don't worry Gob, you're wife will support ya ;)

Post Reply